[x]Blackmoor Vituperative

Sunday, 2012-07-29

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Filed under: Movies — bblackmoor @ 17:32
Avatar: The Last Airbender

I am watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. The kid made a tsunami and then deliberately didn’t destroy the Fire Nation fleet with it. I would have sunk them like stones. I guess I’d make a poor messiah. And… um, while I was typing this, the movie ended abruptly. What the hell?

Other than the abrupt, inconclusive ending, I didn’t think this movie was all that bad. Certainly not as bad the negative things I’d heard. I’d say it is on par with The Neverending Story, and that’s some kind of classic, isn’t it?

Thursday, 2012-07-26

The Blackmoor Hound

Filed under: Firearms,Movies — bblackmoor @ 10:24
Frankenstein: The Legacy Collection

I typically have DVDs or something from Netflix streaming in the background while I work. As it happens, today I am running through the Universal Frankenstein movies. The movie currently running is Bride Of Frankenstein, which is actually my favorite of the series.

So I am typing away, adding validation to web forms (not a sexy project, but important nonetheless), and I notice that the sound of howling hounds is really loud. I stop and listen, and then I pause the DVD — the howling continues. The howling is coming from the woods behind Castle Blackmoor, out toward the creek that feeds the moors. Curious, I went outside to look and see what was doing all of this howling.

I got to the edge of the path which leads off down to the outpost, and the howling stopped. Not abruptly, mind you: it just sort of faded away. As I stood there, the woods were eerily silent, somehow made even more eerie by the bright sunny sky above. The sounds of wildlife, birds, churring insects and so on gradually came back, and then a bit later, I heard the howl again, so far away that I could barely hear it.

At which point I realized that I’d come outside without even taking along a pistol, much less a proper rifle, as one might reasonably do when investigating a mysterious howling on the moors. Imagine how foolish I’d have felt if I’d found the source of the howling.

It’s easy to criticize the behaviour of victims in horror movies when they do foolish things: going into dark basements alone, going outside to investigate strange noises, chasing an escaped cat in one’s space-underwear, and so on. It’s much easier to make foolish choices than we’d like to think, particularly when the sun is bright and the sky is clear and we are in a familiar environment where a monster has never attacked us before.

Wednesday, 2012-07-25

Event Horizon

Filed under: Movies — bblackmoor @ 19:07
Event Horizon

Watching Event Horizon and having Prometheus flashbacks. “We have a top secret, super advanced space ship that mysteriously disappeared seven years ago, and now it’s back. Who should we send? Space Navy Seals? Martian Mounties? The Israel Space Force’s elite 669 Search and Rescue Unit? Nah, screw that. Let’s just send a random civilian space-tow-truck crew too stupid to understand three-syllable words.”

It’s not a case of “It was an emergency, so we sent whomever was closest.” Sam Neill’s character, Dr. Weird, was on Earth at the time, and they sent him. If they could send him, they could have sent a competent rescue team with him.

Saturday, 2012-07-21

Taking a break from the real world

Filed under: Family,Movies — bblackmoor @ 15:25
The Lost Skeleton Returns Again

I am taking a break from the evil and general unpleasantness of the real world for the rest of the day. Susan is napping on the couch, Vixen is napping on my shins, and I am going to call my mom and say hi before settling in with a pitcher of screwdrivers and The Lost Skeleton Returns Again.

The Lost Skeleton Returns Again is a sequel to the famed Lost Skeleton Of Cadavra. I watched that the other day for the fifth or tenth time. Great fun. Last night we had some folks over and watch Godzilla vs. Biollante and Dark And Stormy Night. Dark And Stormy Night is also a Larry Blamire movie. Jennifer Blaire, who plays Animala in the Lost Skeleton movies, plays Billy Tuesday. Billy Tuesday is a real doll, a regular firecracker, see? She’s awesome. I also got a kick out of Brian Howe’s character, Burling Famish, Jr. His monologue next to the fireplace where he describes his uncle Sinas Cavinder is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Anyway, that’s my plan for Saturday. I hope yours is nice. Yes, there are terrible people in world, and awful things happen, but those things happened yesterday, and they’ll happen again tomorrow. Focus on the good things, once in a while. Like today, for example. Today is a marvelous opportunity to focus on good things.

Tuesday, 2012-07-17

Cinematic Titanic: Rattlers!

Filed under: Movies — bblackmoor @ 09:23
Cinematic Titanic: Rattlers

Cinematic Titanic’s new DVD, Rattlers, is now available!

Wednesday, 2012-07-04

MediaWiki on Dreamhost: Error creating thumbnail

Filed under: Linux,The Internet — bblackmoor @ 12:41

I have a number of web sites I administer. Most of these are hosted on Dreamhost, and most of them run MediaWiki.

Recently, I have noticed an error whenever I upload an image to the wikis. What is supposed to happen is that ImageMagick resizes the image to make a set of thumbnails. What has been happening is that ImageMagick displays an error:

Error creating thumnail:

Exactly like that, with nothing after the colon. After many hours of research (and great help from the Dreamhost tech support team), I finally found the solution. Add this line to the LocalSettings.php file:

$wgMaxShellMemory = 524288