[x]Blackmoor Vituperative

Friday, 2015-11-27

What’s real and what’s not

Filed under: Science,Society — bblackmoor @ 17:42

futility_demotivational

A brief reminder of what’s real and what’s not.

  1. Danger posed to us by immigrants: not real.
  2. Immigrants fleeing imminent death: real.
  3. Danger posed to us by Democrats going door to door to confiscate our guns: not real.
  4. Danger posed to us by heavily-armed right-wing “patriots”: real.
  5. Ghosts, angels, gods, demons, devils, ancient astronauts, bigfoot, flying saucers, homeopathic “medicine”, and cow-mutilating aliens: not real.
  6. Being more likely to die of heart disease, cancer, or chronic lower respiratory disease than from all other causes of death combined: real.
  7. Vaccines causing autism: not real.
  8. Measles, mumps, and whooping cough making a comeback because parents decide not to vaccinate their children: real.
  9. Conspiracy among scientists to promote “the global warming scam”: not real.
  10. Global temperatures increasing faster than was predicted 20 years ago: real.

Friday, 2015-11-20

Superman says, “Lend a friendly hand!”

Filed under: Comics,Society — bblackmoor @ 13:17

Superman reminds some kids how Americans are supposed to act.

Superman reminds some kids how Americans are supposed to act.

A congressman’s comments regarding refugees

Filed under: Politics,Society — bblackmoor @ 09:34

Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.

Congressman (R): “Our veterans should come first! As long as one veteran is sick, homeless, or hungry, it would be an affront to them to take in any refugees! That’s why I voted to keep them out.”

Interviewer: “So you are a strong supporter of veterans?”

Congressman (R): “What? Fuck no! Those leeches can starve for all I care. They should have died in the sand like they were supposed to. I have voted five times to defund them. You’d think they’d take the hint.”

Interviewer: “So your argument for not helping refugees is because we don’t help veterans enough, and we don’t help veterans enough because of … you. So … you are the reason you don’t want to help refugees…?”

Congressman (R): “Eh. Whatever keeps my constituents happy.”

Interviewer: “So voters want –”

Congressman (R): “What? Fuck no! Those morons will vote for a turd if you call it a Big Mac. I’m talking about my superpac. Great buncha guys. We’re going to Cabo next weekend. You should come. We’re getting some Ukrainian hookers. Those girls will do anything. Well, they have to. (laughs)

Thursday, 2015-11-19

Stranger Danger

Filed under: Society — bblackmoor @ 13:09

You are three times more likely to be killed by an acquaintance than by a stranger

You are three times more likely to be killed by an acquaintance than by a stranger.
(https://www2.fbi.gov/ucr/cius2009/offenses/expanded_information/data/shrtable_10.html)

Wednesday, 2015-11-18

Disappointed

Filed under: Society — bblackmoor @ 21:28

I find it disappointing to learn how many otherwise reasonable people are willing to say unkind things about people they do not know: i.e., southerners, gun owners, Muslims…

Prejudice and irrational fear make a poor basis for public policy.