Blackmoor Vituperative

I am tired of a pretty decent premise for a two-hour movie being stretched into ten hours of people standing around being idiots. You (meaning I) should be invested in the story by the end of the second episode; you should not still be waiting for the story to start.

Picard (season 2+) and Silo are the most recent examples I can think of. Two episodes (each) was enough of my time to waste on them.

P.S. And stop it with the damned “camera shake” and “film grain” effects.