Blackmoor Vituperative

There’s a Heineken commercial making the rounds where Darren, the newest member of The League, demonstrates his power: turning sneakers into bottles of ice-cold Heineken. The superheroes are suitably impressed, but I have to point out something: a bottle of beer is much cheaper than a new sneaker. Oh, well.

Incidentally, they did some neat work on the costumes of the superheroes in this commercial. I kind of wish they’d gave the heroine in the red and black outfit some screen time: that is a fetching outfit (although I hate those ridiculous pointy-toed shoes — someone’s been watching too much “What not to wear“, or as I prefer to call it, “The blind dressing the blind”).