Blackmoor Vituperative

I just received a spam which proclaims that it is the final “newsletter”, and that the author is going to start posting to a blog from now on:

So why did I switch? Mainly because I was getting creamed by SPAM blockers, virus stoppers, text-only browsers and the like. With each issue I sent out, less and less got through.

Wow, if only that were true. It would be nice to think that the filthy spammers are getting frustrated in their filthy spamming. Of course, Rule #1 is “spammers lie”, but it’s still a nice thought.