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Tuesday, 2009-04-07

The hair hump is the mullet of the 21st century

Filed under: Society — bblackmoor @ 20:11

Trailer park hair humpI am watching American Idol right now (not my idea — my spouse likes the show), and one of the finalists has her hair in what I call a “trailer park hair hump”.

A mullet in its natural habitatWhy didn’t one of the show’s stylists talk her out of this? This horrible hair style is the mullet of the 21st century. Remember the mullet? “I want long hair, but I don’t want to look like a hippy from the front”.

The trailer park hair hump brings that design aesthetic into the 21st century: “I don’t want bangs, but I don’t want my hair in my face.”

It needs to end. Now.