[x]Blackmoor Vituperative

Thursday, 2008-10-09

Throw your vote away

Filed under: Society — bblackmoor @ 22:37

Alien: “It’s true: we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two party system. You have to vote for one of us!”
Human: “Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third party candidate.”
Alien: “Go ahead. THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
*cut to inauguration day, where the alien sits on a throne*

This is funny because it’s true. I may not even vote this year. I have completely lost faith in the political process.